Drive, Swing, Die/Transcript

David Jones: What a great day to play golf, don't you think, ? It costs a small fortune, but everyone in Maple Heights plays it, and we have to blend in!

Jones: So, let's look at the score... Holy golfing maggots, you're winning by quite a margin! I'm already 10 over par, and it's only the fifth hole!

Jones: You're almost as good as Tony Webb, ! He's a golfing legend! I heard he's training in Maple Heights these days, maybe we'll meet him!

Jones: So, Hole 5! Let's... What, , you saw something strange at the hole? Can you pass me the binoculars?

Jones: Holy gorilla! You're right, there's definitely something not normal going on over there! Quick, , we have to go see what it is!