Thread:Icy34567/@comment-24032096-20131202155854/@comment-16810903-20131202191321

Nathan: Well, I had to cut your victim open to inspect his digestive system and -- Jones: Jeez, Nate, can’t you spare us the details? Nathan: Nope. So I inspected his digestive track and this man obviously never chewed his food. Unfortunately, that habit has now cost him his life. Nathan: If he had chewed, he’d have noticed the blades in his cake, and his insides wouldn’t have been all torn up. So remember Jones, always chew your food first! Nathan: Now, in the cuts in his throat, I found some minute fibers which had the unmistakable fuzzy texture and yellow color of a tennis ball. Nathan: And obviously, these tennis ball fibers couldn’t have come from the cake, so they must have already been in your killer’s pocket before getting stuck to the murder weapon. Jones: And whoever owns tennis balls obviously plays tennis!