Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-35029270-20181206040721/@comment-34938237-20181206092619

Case: In Cold Blood

Victim: Rosie Summers

Killer: Wendy Stokes

Gloria: Wendy Stokes, you're under arrest for the murder of Rosie Summers!

Wendy: Are you kidding me? Why would I murder Rosie?

Gloria: Cut the crap, Wendy! We know you killed Rosie!

Wendy: *sweating*

Wendy: You got me, I killed Rosie! But it was self-defense!

Wendy: She was a great intern, but when I was about to leave DreamLife, she was injected by Protozane and was forced into killing me.

Wendy: To protect myself, I slipped that liquid nitrogen gun out of her hand, and shot her.

Gloria: Well, you're under arrest!

Judge Powell: Wendy Stokes, you're charged for murder. How do you plead?

Wendy: Guilty, Your Honor, but it was self-defense!

Judge Powell: Self-defense or not, I still have to sentence you.

Judge Powell: I sentence you to 15 years in prison!

Wendy: But... self-defense is not murder!