Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-34548141-20181007151019/@comment-31659649-20181207054251

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René’s arrest:

Jones: René Narcisse,you are under arrest for the murder of your wife,Isabella Narcisse!

René: (Laughing)Me?Murder Isabella? Officers,you are so funny.

Jones: That laugh won’t hold long,Mr Narcisse,we found the moist miff tissue you used to wipe her blood!

René: Moist Miff is a common cleaning tissue,almost everyone use it.

Jones: Well,luckily DNA is unique,because we found your DNA on that fort you used to stab her! Confess!Why did you kill your wife?

René: Fine,I killed that silly woman,she deserved it.

René: That Woman Just freaking out Because of how I use my money.

Jones: Your Money?You taken your wife’s money!

René: Her money is my money,because I know how to spend it unlike that stupid woman.

René: She was freaking and crying about wanting a divorce,everyone will know what I did Blah,Blah,Blah......So I stab her like an annoying bug!

Jones: (Angrily)I have heard enough!You are under arrest, René Narcisse!

(In the court)

Judge Powell: René Narcisse,you here for the murder of your wife,Isabella Narcisse,how do you plead?

René: Innocent,your honor,that silly woman won’t die if she was understanding.

Judge Powell: I can’t believe you have no remorse for the brutal murder of your own wife!

Judge Powell: René Narcisse,for the murder of Isabella Narcisse,this court sentences you to 40 years in jail!Court Dismisses!

René: I have money and Lawyers,you’ll see me get out in no time.