Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-35029270-20181206040721/@comment-34467534-20181214023722

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Frank: Lee Dupree you are being arrested for the murder of Shwana Knox

Lee: but i didn't do anything

Frank: we found you dna on the skewers you shoved through her eyeballs with

Lee: fine i did it but only in self defence

Frank: what?

Lee: she tried to kill me if i haddent moved i would be skewerd on the tree and not be here right now

Frank: let's bring him in...

trial

Judge Dante: Lee Dupree you are charged with murder how do you pleed

Lee: Guilty Your Honor of self defence  she tried to kill me just give me my sentence already

Judge Dante: I here by sencence you to 15 years of community service for the manslaughter of Shwana Knox.