Thread:Vesther/@comment-180.234.31.224-20150730143229

Games are fictional, yes. Nothing of what is shown in a game is real, yes. But most people get easily attached to games, yes. And the game's characters too, yes. Like, have you ever heard of the character Mario from one of the best-selling game franchises known as Mario, oh yes. Or, Jones from Criminal Case... yes (and this one's for all those Jones fangirls who're too lazy to go out and find a real man for themselves).

Speaking of Criminal Case, which is the topic of this particular wiki where you happen to be a so-called bureaucrat, I remember how I finally stopped playing this game after getting bored the heck out of its clichéd storylines and gameplay. The introduction of unrealistic nonsense like aliens was the final straw for me (as if the game wasn't unrealistic enough, right?). It should be called "Criminal Crap" now. However, I'm still a fan of certain characters from this game because they're just so lovable. Cathy King, Alex Turner, Russell Crane (although he's become a tremendous douchebag now), just to name a few. The character I love most is (or should I say "was") Frank Knight. He's literally the best thing to happen to the game.

Now now, of course opinions differ. And of course there are also characters who you just hate to death. Like, for example, you despise Frank Knight... even though more than half of the game's community love him because he's just so entertaining, not to mention innocent. An innocent man who served the police almost his entire life until he got screwed by guys like you. Ahem, what I want to say is, sure you can hate whoever you want, even Frank Knight yeah. But your reason to hate him, is just so moronic and so so SO hypocritical. Moronic because you hate a harmless and hysterically funny character everyone else loves wholeheartedly. And hypocritical because, as far as I remember, you dislike Frank mainly because he's "lazy" and he "drinks in the line of duty".

Well, there's this REAL guy I know who also likes to drink and, apparently, happens to be lazy. He drinks more than the average person pisses in a day. Actually, he's too lazy to get a (real) job and is more or less a dull-witted drunkard who just loves to take pictures of him drinking all sorts of alcohol and who really likes to record imbecilic videos of him showing off his new modem or dancing in a club like the dumbest person in the world, or just videos of him telling the world that he feels ten pounds lighter. Oh! Wait, that's you! So, yeah, let me guess your motto.

"Never act sane; go full retard and be the dumbest person alive and hate mere game characters who drink too much even if you yourself are an alcoholic bastard who takes idiotic videos when he's drunk and shares them on social media for the world to know that stupidity has reached a whole new level! Cuz YOLO." Amirite?

And if that's not enough, you're obliquely discouraging people to mourn Frank's death. Although, you acted as if you'd just lost a brand new bottle of your favorite wine when you got all scared and depressed after this cannibal by the name of Bobby got jailed and his ex-girlfriend--who's a melodramatic police officer--is forced to arrest him and, in the process, nearly cries like a 2-year-old girl smacked in the bum by her mommy.

Hi there! Are you Patrick Star by any chance?

Seriously, though, are you a nutcase? You're a messed up hater, that's for sure. And you certainly are a messed up "bureaucrat" who thinks he rules everyone and only his opinions matter, and that nobody should comment about something you don't want people to talk about even if it isn't against any law in the world. This mustn't sound very new to you, considering a lot of users have said this to you before. A lot of times. In comments. Or in this very Message Wall.

Seriously, if they make another Dumb and Dumber, they should just let you have the lead role because you solely are dumb enough to replace both Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. However, I deeply and sincerely apologize if autism is the reason behind your demeanour.

Don't get me wrong: I don't hate you. I'm not a hater. Maybe I said too much. Maybe. Which isn't really a surprise because you could get anyone furious with your latest blog and edit summaries... or, in other words, your hypocrisy accompanied by idiocy. So, as I was saying, I'm no hater--I just hate the absurd reason behind your hatred towards Frank, your weirdly pathetic videos, and your unpleasant attitude as the head bureaucrat of this otherwise friendly community.

I will be expecting a reply. I need to know why you behave in such an odd manner, and especially why you hate Frank because of his way of acting when yous is hardly any different from his. And also... why you think everyone must listen to you no matter what just because you're the head of this place, and why you expect people to not care about Frank's death when you never took permission before feeling devastated for Amy in The Hunger Planes and other episodes in which she lost her state in a similar fashion. Please do not delete this post. And, kindly, do not answer unless you're the guy I'm awaiting a reply from.

...Cheers? 