Board Thread:Criminal Case discussion/@comment-26857133-20190302085334/@comment-31255963-20190312170918

SuperSimpleSuperFan wrote: If she was real life human, I’d: - Kidnap her - Whip her - Snap her neck - Pull off her hair - Break her spine - Cut off her fingers - Extract her eyeballs - Slap her until the next February 29 - Stab her until all her clothes become red - Cut her body into quarters - Cut each piece into more quarters - Cut off all the flesh and skin she has - Superglue her skeleton back together - Put it in a coffin - Fill it with kerosene - Throw fifty matches into it - Feed five trees to the fire - Feed a garden to the fire - Feed a mountain to the fire - Buy a lot of kerosene, pour it all in and let it burn more - Put a nuclear bomb in the fire - Let it all explode but still be safe - Record myself cooking pizza and roasting marshmallows with the fire - Post it on all the social media platforms - Dry a lake trying to put out the fire - Dry all the oceans trying to put out the fire - Breathe on the fire and put it out - Look at her cremated skeleton - Bring it to space - Go to Venus - Throw it there - Go back to Earth - Wash my hands

Step by step tutorial on how to kill your worst enemy. You really need help