Talk:David Jones/@comment-25139530-20140705162626

You: *rubs hair with towel* Jones, what if we pay another visit to mama, I mean it's been awhile since we don't see each other.. J: *plays game in tablet* You: Jones? *stops rubbing hair* J: Shit! *continues playing* You: Jones......? Are you listening to me? *rolls eyes* J: Yes, baby.... *throws the tablet away* HOLY COW! *looks at you with opened mouth* You: Goddamnit, why the heck am I married to an idiot? *walks toward the mirror* J: *hugs you from behind* Baby, you're a criminal.. *kisses your shoulder* You: Pardon..? J: You just did a fatal crime... Now you gotta deal with the cop... *whispers behind your ear with seductive voice* You: Eh? What did I do? J: You....stole my heart. You have to be responsible with the things you did.. *kisses you passionately* You: ......Jones *laughs* J: Mrs. Jones, you're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.. Oh yeah! *takes you to the bed* You: No no no......JONES!! *giggles*

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