Dead Girl Rolling/Transcript

thumb Hannah Choi: Hi, ! Hi, Amy! You're just in time for the competition to begin! Have you seen a roller derby game before? It's so much fun!

Amy: I don't know about you, <[[Ranks|Rank> , but I'm still not sure how it's played. Teams of girls on roller skates score points by pushing each other off the track?

Hannah: Pretty much. You need to be fast, fierce, and show some skin! It's all about girl power! You'll love it!

Announcer: ...The Helter Skelters are leading by five points, but there's still plenty of time for the Pacific Pixies to fight back! This competition is a battle of roller derby's finest...

Hannah: Go, kick some butt, girls! Helter Skelters foreveeeeeeer...!

Announcer: ...Susie the Slayer is leading the jam, but there's Mona Middlefinger trying to block her, and... uh-oh! Did you see that? Mona pushed Susie hard enough to send her flying! Penalty, I hear you say?

Hannah: Don't worry, these girls know how to roll with the punches... Although, it's strange she's not getting up...

Announcer: Susie the Slayer is down, ladies and gentlemen, Susie is down, and the game is suspended while the medics find out how serious her injuries are.

Amy: The poor girl must have gotten knocked unconscious!  , please, let's go down to the rink and see if we can be help!