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"In my community, I have to give the appearance of always winning against ALL ODDS. That way, people will never dare gamble with me."

- Nikolai Kamarov

"...I'm here to remind you the law is above EVERYBODY!"

- David Jones

"Orders are orders!"

- Chief King

"...And because I know every minute counts, I went straight for the kill..."

- Grace Delaney, after a successful analysis.

"..this job wasn't just about dead bodies, but about living people too. --"

- Nathan Pandit, praising the player.

"Well hopefully, he will not have died in vain. Maybe people will finally realize that such celebrations shouldn't exist"

- Harriet Davies on Joe Stanford's murder.

"Well, I think the audio cassette took water. So I baked it for a while… Now all that’s left is for you to synch the audio waves."

- Alex Turner, after a successful analysis.

"Rule number one: never go anywhere without your trusted frying pan!"

- Eduardo Ramirez, moments after saving the player from Milton Grimmes.

"You say your victim puked near the hot dog stall? Thanks for bringing me this right before my lunch-break, guys, I don't think I'll have that hot dog after all then..."

- Grace Delaney upon her analysis of a vomit lab sample.

"He knew how important my phone was to me. Why would he take it away? I'd just die if I couldn't update Friendnet for more than two days, you know what I mean?"

- Gwen Stanford upon hearing the death of her father, Joe Stanford.

"My team, my responsibility, my rules. You might as well get used to it!"

- Chief Marquez

"Oy! Get outta my way, you punk! Go back to your toys or I'll make you cry into your mum's panties!"

- Frank Knight

"I'm so excited to be working with you! I'm sure we'll make a great team!"

- Amy Young to the player.

"So the victim's head exploded under the shock, and I beat my record for skull reconstruction by three minutes!"

- Roxie Sparks, after a successful autopsy.

"Analyzing those samples was easy enough. Doing it while telling a bedtime story to my daughter on the phone... THAT took skill."

- Yann Toussaint, after a successful analysis.

"Then I... er... called the bank and flirted with the cashier until she told me who the number corresponded to."

- Russell Crane upon finding out who the number on the check corresponded to.

"I may have broken a law or two, but I got the info you need. Isn't that more important... you know, catching bad guys?"

- Hannah Choi, after a successful analysis.

"The killer's behavior doesn't make sense. Now if I had done this.."

- Russell Crane, recounting.

"In all my time as a judge, I've learnt two things: never leave your pudding unattended and... Oh, I forget the second thing."

- Judge Dante

"That's the last time I step into Hannah's shoes! Corpses don't have to be switched on and off a million times to give answers. Corpses are pretty much always off!"

- Roxie Sparks, infuriated after being forced to perform a digital analysis due to Hannah's unexpected disappearance.

"It's okay, Alex. Just know that, no matter what, I love you."

- Cathy King, confessing her love to Alex.

"Only the weak kill, because they're not brave enough to live earnestly!"

- Judge Hall, at the "trial of the century".

"I'm Roxie Sparks, coroner by day, party girl by night..."

- Roxie Sparks, introducing herself to the player.

"Good afternoon, brain-dead slaves of the fascist oligarchy - can I offer you a slice of lasagna served with a side portion of "what the hell do you want?""

- Fredo Mancini, to Amy and the player as they approached him for yet another interrogation.

"No border. No order. No master."

- Inner Chaos' motto.

"Ha, you needn't worry. I've got no intentions of keeping Inner Chaos alive. Fredo was a crazy bastard, but without him it's just not the same. Everyone's disbanded."

- Johnny Crossman, informing Hannah and the player about Inner Chaos' disbandment.