Thread:Blueybluepaw/@comment-39575047-20190922023439/@comment-39575047-20191118055351

"Long Thoughts" Arrest Killer Transcript:

Zach Riley: Wait, hold up, Elon Musk? You killed Tim? , are you sure this is the right person?

Elon Musk: (surprised) What? No, I didn't kill Tim.

Zach: Mr. Musk, the evidence points to you. You sent Tim a threat in French, saying you were going to "rip him apart." We also found out you strangled Tim with your jump rope before murdering him.

Elon: (smirking) You have nothing against me! Now I have a important meeting to attend, so if you'll excuse m-

Zach: (mad) You won't be going anywhere, Thunderbird.

Elon: (evil) So you know everything...

Elon: (eyes glowing red) Yes, I killed him! But he ruined my life!

Zach: Wait a minute, your eyes, they are glowing!

Elon: All because of Tim. When we were kids, he bullied me every single chance he got.

Elon: This kept going on, but Tim went too far.

Elon: (mad) He snuck up on me one day, and stuck a syringe in my neck. I didn't worry about it. I thought it was empty. I thought he was just being a stupid asshole.

Elon: But when I woke up the next day, I found out what he did. My eyes were not only glowing red, but...

Elon: (electricity sparks from his hand) THIS WAS THE DAY THUNDERBIRD WAS BORN!

Elon: I have to say, , I have a little bit of respect for you, so maybe I'll let you live to see the world change, a more better world run by Proxy!

Elon: THIS IS OUR WORLD NOW.

(Elon disappears)

Zach: , Elon disappeared!

Zach: We need to find him, NOW!