User blog comment:XHAMADXGAMERX/Hail me bishes!!/@comment-31659649-20181209134710/@comment-29913108-20181209145816

Heres one=

Case: Slash and Burn.

Victim: Colin James

Killer: Harriet Patrick ___

Isaac: Miss Patrick, you’re under arrest for the murder of Jimmy Collins.

Harriet: Me? A killer? I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about I aint’ killed Jimmy!

Isaac: Drop the innocent act, we found your shoe prints on Jimmy’s handercheif!

Harriet: Oh come on! I borrow my cousin’s boots time by time, but that aint’ mean I am a killer.

Isaac: We found some crumbs from the mutton you ate on the switchblade you used to kill him.

Harriet: So I eat mutton, that doesn’t make me a criminal.

Isaac: We found your hair on the victim’s jacket!

Harriet (pissed): ......

Harriet: Fine, I admit it! But he had it comin’!

Isaac: Why because of his past!

Harriet: Because he was going to take me back to this devil Trefusis!

Harriet: You see...when Mr. Trefusis hired me as his maid..I was delighted...but then..

Harriet (crying): He took my passport..and my papers..and forced me to work for him for free...

Isaac: Oscar Trefusis enslaved you!!

Harriet: Yes! And he threatened to shoot me if I tried to run off..

Harriet: So, when he decided to go out, I decided to run for it, I would have taken my papers with me, but I couldn’t find em’, but I took a switchblade with me anyways to protect myself.

Harriet: Jimmy chased me, when I saw fire, I decided to go there so he wiuldn’t be able to find me, so he’ll assume I am dead, and I can go to Sinner’s End to work as a prostitute for a living.

Harriet: B-but he found me, so I-I had to kill him I don’t want to come back working with Oscar!

Isaac: Oh god..Harriet I don’t know what to say..but we’ll have no choice but to arrest you!

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In trial=

Satoshi: Harriet Patrick, you are here for the murder of Colin “Jimmy Collins” James, how do you plead!

Harriet: Guilty, but I had no choice..

Satoshi: Yeah..yeah..it says that you killed him to escape slavery..

Satoshi: I have to say..I understand why you did this, but unfortunately I have to sentence you.

Satoshi: For the murder of Jimmy Collins I hereby sentence you to 15 years in prison, court dissmissed!

Harriet: *sigh* At least it’s better than working with Trefusis..